Cute pumps are not just for your feel.

While I'm on the topic of TP, how about a way to serve it up with some femme fatale?



I can't stand nature. Don't ask me to go hiking. Don't ask me to go camping. I like heels, concrete and the urban setting.



When I first checked out HeelBoy, I originally thought this was hanging outside on someone's tree, and I thought it was hilarious.



If there's ever a way to get me in the woods, seeing this might do the trick... as long as it is far far away from poison ivy, poison oak or anything else with the word poison in it.

Back that A$$ Up

It's obnoxious and expensive... and totally me!



When I first stumbled across this toilet paper, I thought "How Regal! Toilet paper fit for a princess!"... and yes I did say it in a British accent.



There's no better way to impress your friends than to have them wipe their bums with your initial. A little extra courtesy, a little extra class... a chance to take a dump on me if they so desire.



I found it at Wishing Fish. If you're not down with initials, consider colored toilet paper. Red is perfect for that time of the month ;)